Dear Chocolate Box Buddy
Jan. 15th, 2017 12:31 pm*wanders in later than Papa Shango in Hogan v. Sid*
Thank you so much for offering my ships! I am going to flip out with joy over anything you make.
General likes: Gratuitous references to history/continuity, tag team romance/loyalty/betrayal/anything, banter, hurt/comfort, filthy smut.
Kayfabe compliant is my favorite but, if yout fic/art don't do no jobs in front of 70000 people, where does that leave us? Still really happy is where it leaves us!
DNWs: Nothing. Party on!
American Wrestling Association
Curt Hennig/Scott Hall - I really dig big, green Scott Hall with Curt as his smaller, savvier mentor.
Nick Bockwinkel/Curt Hennig - Curt getting more and more frustrated during their feud (especially after the big 60 min bloodbath) makes for such grat tension, especially with Bock being moooostly reformed, but still just a bit wicked.
Pat Tanaka/Paul Diamond (/Diamond Dallas Page)- Badd Company are another forever tag team and they were delightful being managed by DDP, being absolute sleazeballs and loving every minute of it.
Marty Jannetty/Shawn Michaels - These two were so cute together for so long, and spent a lot of their AWA time getting the hell beaten out of them in most appealing fashion.
Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty/Jerry Blackwell - Okay, I don't know if these three even had more than one trios tag but the one they had was SO CUTE and Jerry did offer to partner up with them again, amidst hugs and encouragement.
Sherri Martel/Candi Divine - These two were feuding and trading the belt back and forth FOR YEARS, and Sherri could get so vicious.
Sherri Martel/Despina Montagas - I've only seen a couple matches and promos with these two so far but their chemistry is really great! Despina comes off as such a tough brawler ready to knock Sherri around in the ring (or shove her up against a locker ;D).
CWA
Koko B Ware/Bobby Eaton/Jimmy Hart in any combination- These three were such evil fun in the First Family -with a lot of snuggling in the corner for heel heat. :D
We Hate School music vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDzzx31xirQ
Koko joining the First Family:
http://youtu.be/qUJHnHzruko
Koko B Ware/Lance Russell - Lance always seemed to have such a crush on Koko. Both when calling his matches (and sometimes other people's matches - sometimes the man just needs to talk about Koko's dropkick) and in interviews:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Svs2H_T4E
Koko B Ware/Norvell Austin - These two were another delightful team of heels! They had such fun chemistry, and young but amazing Koko and veteran Norvell made for a great combination.
Koko B Ware/Tommy Rich(/Bill Dundee)- Either during their short lived partnership when Bill Dundee took them under his wing or later, when the PYTs spent a summer beating the shit out of the New Fabulous ones.
Paul Diamond/Pat Tanaka -
Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty(/Mark Gullen) - Heel Rockers in the House of Gullen are DELIGHTFUL. They're so much trouble.
Steve Kiern/Stan Lane - The fabulous ones were the originators of the incredibly homoerotic 80s tag team music video:
http://youtu.be/tOcVSLcaW58
What else did they get up to in that hayloft, eh?
Tommy Rich/Eddie Gilbert - The team didn't last long but THAT BREAKUP. Lot of blood, hugs, more blood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqHh2x4KPWM
Mid-South
Bobby Eaton/Dennis Condrey/Jim Cornette -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmZ8ZWeYMQ
Butch Reed/Buddy Landel - I would love to see these two being gleefully awful together. Anything from in ring dastardly deeds to going out for a romantic dinner and not leaving a tip. They're just the worst. <3
Ernie Ladd/Bill Watts - During Ernie's face run, they had this great "old enemies who've been around each other for so long that they've grown fond" vibe.
Jim Cornette/Bill Watts - Bill seemed to awfully enjoy calling Jim a sissy and forcing him to wear dresses for match stipulations is all I'm saying. Their whole feud was very nifty/authoritarian.
Junkyard Dog/Ted DiBiase - I love a good mentor-student betrayal, the more heartbreaking the better. JYD was just so GOOD, and Ted was his best friend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBK0BXRZmSw
Koko B Ware/Bobby Eaton - Ex-tag team partners, now feuding is one is my favorite dynamics. And the Midnight Express going particularly after Koko made it come off even more like ex baggage.
Koko B Ware/Norvell Austin - These two were always cute together, but Norvell standing by his man when the Midnight Express got Koko fined made me melt.
Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson - I would adore some traditional Rock 'n' Roll Express hurt-comfort. It was their specialty, after all. ;p
Freebirds(/JYD) - Baby Freebirds being the most evil fuckers on the planet and rising so quickly to fight the top and most beloved guy is such great fodder for us-against-the-world stuff. Not to mention JYD being blinded and vulnerable just begs for hatesex.
Mr. Wrestling Two/Magnum TA - Anything from sweet early days when TA and his mentor are inseperable (and, as all southern 80s duos are required by law to do, starring in homoerotic music videos together) to later angst when heel Two is abusing TA.
GCW
Kevin Sullivan/Michael Hayes - Kevin is awfully interested in how pretty Michael's hair is and calling him Michelle. Also, is a couple years later a satanic cult leader who does a lot of brainwashing. I am just saying.
Michael Hayes/Terry Gordy(/Buddy Roberts)- Freebirds! I don't even know what to say. Here are some Georgia Freebirds, being the cutest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZsNfMg-PhE
Tommy Rich/Buzz Sawyer - Any blood feud where the participants are damaging their careers by being too obsessed with each other (to the point where everyone around them is noticing it and commenting on it on tv) is begging for some hatesex.
Tommy Rich/Tony Atlas - These two were just so sweet together. They both just seemed so darn happy to be around wach other.
WCCW
Birds/Von Erichs in assorted combinations - This feud! Gah, from the first betrayal everything was so crazy intense.
WCW
Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane - MIDNIGHTS! :D Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan were so deliciously wicked together.
Brian Pillman/El Gigante - Okay, this is 100% that post War Games bridal carry. But what a bridal carry it was! Tiny, direly injured Flyin' Brian being tenderly carried to safely by El Gigante is a perfect excuse for some size kink TLC.
Paul E Dangerously/Jim Cornette - That Midnit vs. Midnight feud needs some hatesex with Paul E and Jim talking a mile a minute.
Ric Flair/Ricky Morton - These two had a sexy feud, predicated in Ric resenting Ricky for being too pretty, and culminating in a sexy cage match. Everything about this feud was made for hatesex, from Ric giving Ricky a training bra, to the Horsemen rubbing Ricky's face in concrete, to the promos with Ric talking about pretty little Ricky Morton, poor, little, itty-bitty Ricky Morton, to the final cage match.
Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson - More Rock 'n' Rolls! Again, I can but beg for h/c. Or, of you want to break my heart, there's always the time Robert was hurt and Ricky joined the York Foundation.
Arn Anderson (/ or &) Ric Flair - The long-term loyalty and devotion is what gets me with these two. Arn is so utterly devoted and Ric, who will betray anyone else as soon as look at them, sticks with Arn through the years.
Brian Pillman / Steve Austin - The Hollywood Blonds always came off like they were making so much trouble. <3
Kevin Nash / Scott Hall - These two in their us-against-the-world Outsiders days were just he best.
Woman / Miss Elizabeth - I would LOVE to know how Woman convinced Miss Elizabeth to turn on Randy and join her in managing the Horsemen.
Woman / Ric Flair - These two being cool and evil together is just irresistible to me, in 1990 or 1996.
Sting (/ or &) Lex Luger - SO MUCH BETRAYAL. Lex Luger breaking Sting's heart a million times and not giving him the benefit of the doubt the one time he needed it (and, iirc, proceeding to follow Sting around like a lost puppy once Sting had finally decided he'd had enough and departed for a new life of cosplaying The Crow), I love it.
Thank you so much for offering my ships! I am going to flip out with joy over anything you make.
General likes: Gratuitous references to history/continuity, tag team romance/loyalty/betrayal/anything, banter, hurt/comfort, filthy smut.
Kayfabe compliant is my favorite but, if yout fic/art don't do no jobs in front of 70000 people, where does that leave us? Still really happy is where it leaves us!
DNWs: Nothing. Party on!
American Wrestling Association
Curt Hennig/Scott Hall - I really dig big, green Scott Hall with Curt as his smaller, savvier mentor.
Nick Bockwinkel/Curt Hennig - Curt getting more and more frustrated during their feud (especially after the big 60 min bloodbath) makes for such grat tension, especially with Bock being moooostly reformed, but still just a bit wicked.
Pat Tanaka/Paul Diamond (/Diamond Dallas Page)- Badd Company are another forever tag team and they were delightful being managed by DDP, being absolute sleazeballs and loving every minute of it.
Marty Jannetty/Shawn Michaels - These two were so cute together for so long, and spent a lot of their AWA time getting the hell beaten out of them in most appealing fashion.
Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty/Jerry Blackwell - Okay, I don't know if these three even had more than one trios tag but the one they had was SO CUTE and Jerry did offer to partner up with them again, amidst hugs and encouragement.
Sherri Martel/Candi Divine - These two were feuding and trading the belt back and forth FOR YEARS, and Sherri could get so vicious.
Sherri Martel/Despina Montagas - I've only seen a couple matches and promos with these two so far but their chemistry is really great! Despina comes off as such a tough brawler ready to knock Sherri around in the ring (or shove her up against a locker ;D).
CWA
Koko B Ware/Bobby Eaton/Jimmy Hart in any combination- These three were such evil fun in the First Family -with a lot of snuggling in the corner for heel heat. :D
We Hate School music vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDzzx31xirQ
Koko joining the First Family:
http://youtu.be/qUJHnHzruko
Koko B Ware/Lance Russell - Lance always seemed to have such a crush on Koko. Both when calling his matches (and sometimes other people's matches - sometimes the man just needs to talk about Koko's dropkick) and in interviews:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Svs2H_T4E
Koko B Ware/Norvell Austin - These two were another delightful team of heels! They had such fun chemistry, and young but amazing Koko and veteran Norvell made for a great combination.
Koko B Ware/Tommy Rich(/Bill Dundee)- Either during their short lived partnership when Bill Dundee took them under his wing or later, when the PYTs spent a summer beating the shit out of the New Fabulous ones.
Paul Diamond/Pat Tanaka -
Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty(/Mark Gullen) - Heel Rockers in the House of Gullen are DELIGHTFUL. They're so much trouble.
Steve Kiern/Stan Lane - The fabulous ones were the originators of the incredibly homoerotic 80s tag team music video:
http://youtu.be/tOcVSLcaW58
What else did they get up to in that hayloft, eh?
Tommy Rich/Eddie Gilbert - The team didn't last long but THAT BREAKUP. Lot of blood, hugs, more blood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqHh2x4KPWM
Mid-South
Bobby Eaton/Dennis Condrey/Jim Cornette -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmZ8ZWeYMQ
Butch Reed/Buddy Landel - I would love to see these two being gleefully awful together. Anything from in ring dastardly deeds to going out for a romantic dinner and not leaving a tip. They're just the worst. <3
Ernie Ladd/Bill Watts - During Ernie's face run, they had this great "old enemies who've been around each other for so long that they've grown fond" vibe.
Jim Cornette/Bill Watts - Bill seemed to awfully enjoy calling Jim a sissy and forcing him to wear dresses for match stipulations is all I'm saying. Their whole feud was very nifty/authoritarian.
Junkyard Dog/Ted DiBiase - I love a good mentor-student betrayal, the more heartbreaking the better. JYD was just so GOOD, and Ted was his best friend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBK0BXRZmSw
Koko B Ware/Bobby Eaton - Ex-tag team partners, now feuding is one is my favorite dynamics. And the Midnight Express going particularly after Koko made it come off even more like ex baggage.
Koko B Ware/Norvell Austin - These two were always cute together, but Norvell standing by his man when the Midnight Express got Koko fined made me melt.
Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson - I would adore some traditional Rock 'n' Roll Express hurt-comfort. It was their specialty, after all. ;p
Freebirds(/JYD) - Baby Freebirds being the most evil fuckers on the planet and rising so quickly to fight the top and most beloved guy is such great fodder for us-against-the-world stuff. Not to mention JYD being blinded and vulnerable just begs for hatesex.
Mr. Wrestling Two/Magnum TA - Anything from sweet early days when TA and his mentor are inseperable (and, as all southern 80s duos are required by law to do, starring in homoerotic music videos together) to later angst when heel Two is abusing TA.
GCW
Kevin Sullivan/Michael Hayes - Kevin is awfully interested in how pretty Michael's hair is and calling him Michelle. Also, is a couple years later a satanic cult leader who does a lot of brainwashing. I am just saying.
Michael Hayes/Terry Gordy(/Buddy Roberts)- Freebirds! I don't even know what to say. Here are some Georgia Freebirds, being the cutest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZsNfMg-PhE
Tommy Rich/Buzz Sawyer - Any blood feud where the participants are damaging their careers by being too obsessed with each other (to the point where everyone around them is noticing it and commenting on it on tv) is begging for some hatesex.
Tommy Rich/Tony Atlas - These two were just so sweet together. They both just seemed so darn happy to be around wach other.
WCCW
Birds/Von Erichs in assorted combinations - This feud! Gah, from the first betrayal everything was so crazy intense.
WCW
Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane - MIDNIGHTS! :D Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan were so deliciously wicked together.
Brian Pillman/El Gigante - Okay, this is 100% that post War Games bridal carry. But what a bridal carry it was! Tiny, direly injured Flyin' Brian being tenderly carried to safely by El Gigante is a perfect excuse for some size kink TLC.
Paul E Dangerously/Jim Cornette - That Midnit vs. Midnight feud needs some hatesex with Paul E and Jim talking a mile a minute.
Ric Flair/Ricky Morton - These two had a sexy feud, predicated in Ric resenting Ricky for being too pretty, and culminating in a sexy cage match. Everything about this feud was made for hatesex, from Ric giving Ricky a training bra, to the Horsemen rubbing Ricky's face in concrete, to the promos with Ric talking about pretty little Ricky Morton, poor, little, itty-bitty Ricky Morton, to the final cage match.
Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson - More Rock 'n' Rolls! Again, I can but beg for h/c. Or, of you want to break my heart, there's always the time Robert was hurt and Ricky joined the York Foundation.
Arn Anderson (/ or &) Ric Flair - The long-term loyalty and devotion is what gets me with these two. Arn is so utterly devoted and Ric, who will betray anyone else as soon as look at them, sticks with Arn through the years.
Brian Pillman / Steve Austin - The Hollywood Blonds always came off like they were making so much trouble. <3
Kevin Nash / Scott Hall - These two in their us-against-the-world Outsiders days were just he best.
Woman / Miss Elizabeth - I would LOVE to know how Woman convinced Miss Elizabeth to turn on Randy and join her in managing the Horsemen.
Woman / Ric Flair - These two being cool and evil together is just irresistible to me, in 1990 or 1996.
Sting (/ or &) Lex Luger - SO MUCH BETRAYAL. Lex Luger breaking Sting's heart a million times and not giving him the benefit of the doubt the one time he needed it (and, iirc, proceeding to follow Sting around like a lost puppy once Sting had finally decided he'd had enough and departed for a new life of cosplaying The Crow), I love it.